Fun Quotes from Navjot Sidhu

Navjot Sidhu is as much loved by me as by any other indian cricket fan. He is simply unbelievable and a verbal king. These quotes are again courtesy of office email forwards which are tremendously creative to say the least. Here goes the quotes,,,



1)That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2)There is light at the end of the tunnel for the team, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over
3)Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4)Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
5)The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
6) He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
7)One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
8)Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
9)Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.(This one is one of my favorites)
10)You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
11)Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
12)You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
13) He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

These are very much instantaneous, man!! only he could do something like this